Dinner on the shores of Elliot's beach. Sounds great? It did for us too. The first time we tried this was when we bought pizzas and took them to the beach. Sitting on the sands, with the waves lapping in front of us, it was a great experience!
We were eager to repeat the experience. Getting burgers and fries from a tiny beachfront shop, we went and sat on the sands of Elliot's. With a full moon shining down on us, digging our feet into the cool sand, we munched our burgers in a very companionable silence. I turned my eyes from the always lovely moon to the sea...and was met by a pair of cold canine eyes. The dog was giving us a malevolent stare (or so we felt). We felt very uncomfortable with the burger in our hands. The dog was soon joined by one of its mates and now we had two pairs of steely eyes looking at us hungrily. We felt that two girls were no match for those two mongrels.
Our fright was greater than our hunger. Gathering our bags as quickly as possible, we walked all the way back, clutching the half eaten burgers and made our way to the low parapet wall seperating the beach from the road. We settled ourselves and resumed the munching. Imagine our consternation when we realised that one of the mongrels had followed us all the way! The hungry party was joined by another dog and these two walked back and forth behind us. Again we felt to be in a very vulnerable position and decided to drive to the other end of the beach where we had had our dinner last time in relative peace!
On the other side of the beach, we settled ourselves on the parapet and took about two munches of the now-soggy burgers. We heard drunken shouts and laughter behind us and turned to see four very drunken men advancing erratically towards the parapet. The dogs were less scarier. We fled! ....Again.
We drove a little way farther and parked our bike in a well lit area, but not before checking carefully to see that the place was canine-free and drunkards-free. I'm afraid I'm gonna sound like a broken tape but my honesty and a wish to write only actual facts impels me to say this. Hardly had we taken about two bites of that cursed burger, we were joined by a...you got it right...dog! It circled our bike, nosing its way around. I completely lost interest in that burger. I accepted defeat. I could fight no longer. We both felt the futility of the situation. We threw the remains of that luckless burger to the mongrel which gobbled them up in no time.
Oh.. the relief was enormous! To be free of those fixing stares, to be able to walk without being followed by four-legged hungry monsters (this from a girl who loves dogs!!!)...what a pleasure in life!
A funny thing. This did not happen to us when we ate pizzas at the beach. Was our veggie burger mixed with some kind of meat (Ewwww!) which attracts dogs? Or has the count of stray dogs increased out here? Neither option is a happy thought!
The next time we will try out with some other food...maybe dosas. That will answer atleast one question!
7 comments:
hahahhaaa.. very funny.. i feel i din miss this short trip!!! you love dogs?? or is tht niv's statement? And ur english is bit tough n i learnt ;)
ahem ahem.... ;-)
I been to that beach early morning. ohh god. very dirty place
hey mathi.... oru burger nee mudikradhukulla unakku ithanai sodhanaigala????:-P Was LOL, imagining you and Nivi running for a safer place with those paadhi kadicha burgers!!! aanalum, andha burger saapte aaganumngra unnoda vidaa muyarchi [kadaisila oothikittaalum!!!] paaraattudhalukkuriyadhu!!!
enna sema experiencea???.....I've always been scared of dogs....and your latest poem rocks....I wanna come back to blogging toooo....:((...btw you have a recent email address where I can mail that e-book???
@anon 1
it's my statement! :-)
@niv
enna aachu? 'sweet' memories? ;-)
@anon 2
that beach was pretty once!
@anon 3
ipdi ellam paratalaam nu kandu pudichu paratrele...rombo nandri!
@priti
en kekra!!! marakka mudiyadha experience. hey wake your blog up soon!!!
Quite a dinner!!!
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